The Irishman

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  • January 28, 2014 at 2:06 pm #617015 Back to Top REPORT

    Joined: 10/23/2009
    Location: Ontario, Canada
    Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen.

    He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step.

    As he caught himself grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. The whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.

    Managing not to yell, Paddy sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his bottom cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting Band-Aids as best he could on each place he saw blood.  He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed……

    In the morning, Paddy woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Kathleen staring at him from across the room.

    She said “You were drunk again last night weren’t you?”

    Paddy said “Why would you say such a mean thing?”

    “Well,” Kathleen said, “It could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly, it’s all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.”

    We've taken far too many pucks in the head.
    January 28, 2014 at 11:18 pm #617114 Back to Top REPORT

    Joined: 11/27/2008
    Now that is funny!
    January 29, 2014 at 6:55 am #617125 Back to Top REPORT


    Age: 65
    Joined: 12/10/2009
    Location: Upstate NY
    Good joke.  The best thing about Irish jokes is the brogue in which an Irishman would tell it.  My wife, Colleen, has an Irish genealogy through and through, but after a few  generations across the pond she sounds like any other western NY’er.  Too bad.
    You know what a seven course Irish dinner is?    A six-pack and a boiled potato.
    January 29, 2014 at 11:45 am #617171 Back to Top REPORT
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    Joined: 11/14/2007
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