First of all I’d like to thank everyone for the nomination. This means more to me than I can ever explain. You see, I’ve always been the underachiever, the wannabe if you will, in the Hunting family. My famous brother Gone has always been a mover and shaker. He’s probably on a spring bear hunt as we speak. My other brother Been is the same way. He’s older, so doesn’t get out quite as much, but in his day, nobody could hold a candle to him. And they both have walls full of heads to prove it. But me? Not so. When I married my wife No, my days in the field became about as common as a presidential veto.
I could go on, but here comes No now. Guess that’s why they call me Rather B.
Good luck to all the other candidates!
[smiley face guy noticing that NBC has projected XXXBoHo the winner][/quote:i9jsrf1j]
Awesome speech………..with that the congeniality prize or maybe the “Most likely to succeed……..next time……prize” should go to you
……….or should we clear this with your wife first?…………………
Married men of the forum UNITE!!! A vote for Rather B. is a vote for manhood. A chad punched for Rather B. Hunting is telling the world “look hon, I’d love to sit and listen to you explain everything that’s wrong with me, but right now, I’d rather be hunting. See ya.”
Don’t be swayed by hollow promises of the XXXBoHo. Great name, yes, but where’s the substance? Where are the clever posts? Where does she stand on the Iraq war or the Mathews ’05 rest?
And Joatman? Great guy and very valuable contributer, but come on, he clearly used some poetic license for that handle of his. By all rights, he should be Joatmon – Jack Of All Trades Master Of None.
[smiley face guy knowing he was in trouble in the Bible Belt and the Deep South, but thought he could pull more votes out of the Northeast and West Coast]