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  • February 20, 2013 at 8:51 pm #561129 Back to Top REPORT
    Colorado Dave

    Joined: 1/14/2005
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    An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.’

    His wife rolls over and says, ‘What in th…e world was that?’ The old man replied, ‘its fart football.’

    A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, ‘Touchdown, tie score…’

    After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, ‘Aha. I’m ahead 14 to 7.’

    Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, ‘Touchdown, tie score.’

    Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, ‘Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.’ Now the pressure is on for the old man.

    He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

    Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

    The wife says, ‘What the **** was that?’

    The old man says, ‘Half time, switch sides

    February 20, 2013 at 9:54 pm #561211 Back to Top REPORT
    Deere Farmer

    Age: 42
    Joined: 11/12/2008
    Location: Van Wert County, Ohio
    February 20, 2013 at 10:57 pm #561251 Back to Top REPORT

    Age: 43
    Joined: 9/16/2010
    Location: MD
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    February 20, 2013 at 11:10 pm #561255 Back to Top REPORT

    Age: 25
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    February 21, 2013 at 7:39 am #561325 Back to Top REPORT

    Joined: 6/21/2007
    {#emotions_dlg.mathews_laughing}{#emotions_dlg.mathews_laughing}{#emotions_dlg.mathews_laughing}  Hadn’t heard that version!  Have heard one where is some “field goal” blocking going on!
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