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  • January 17, 2013 at 2:56 am #497629 Back to Top REPORT
    Colorado Dave

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    A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this,” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”
    The old gentleman paused. Then he said, “Years ago, my wife
    ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”

    “Have a good day, sir,” replied the trooper. :^O

    January 17, 2013 at 4:46 am #547499 Back to Top REPORT

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    January 17, 2013 at 4:55 am #547500 Back to Top REPORT
    Deere Farmer

    Age: 42
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    Location: Van Wert County, Ohio
    :^O :^O :^O :^O

    That’s a classic! =D/>” title=”Applause” /></div>

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    January 17, 2013 at 10:51 am #547501 Back to Top REPORT

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    How are you living your Dash?
    January 17, 2013 at 11:27 am #547502 Back to Top REPORT

    Age: 49
    Joined: 1/23/2007
    Location: Indiana
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    January 19, 2013 at 6:17 pm #547503 Back to Top REPORT

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